Alicia is making caramel apples. Oh yeah. It's almost Thanksgiving. Which means it's almost Christmas. Which means I'm super ecstatic. Every time I try to fill out my grad school applications, I start feeling nauseous. It's like my body's natural defense mechanism. Hey, it's my mom's birthday right now, she just turned 56. Coolio. I like turtles. Part 1 of Breaking Dawn comes out this week. I'm seeing the midnight showing with Joey and Alicia. It's going to be great. I'm drinking bubbly Moscato. It's pretty good. Okay, toodlez.
-Dalai Lama
"Like, I just made green tea, and this is like NOT green..."
-Alicia Chesley
10 minutes later...
"I thought green tea was like..green. Why is this shit brown? Is this green tea or not? I'm googling this shit."
